The Mindy Project Recap Season 2 Episode 20

The show's writers poking fun at the no-nonwhite-love-interest criticism: "From the tall and white to the short and white, I sampled an eclectic range of men."

Mindy's patient: "When [my dad] heard my dorm was co-ed, he got me a gun."

Mindy: "Well, that is actually very smart."

Mindy, to cop: "Who do you think you are, Rick Santorum? Obviously not, 'cause you're not hot."

Mindy, after being issued a ticket for the anachronistic "public female hysteria": "Everyone see this? If you're walking while being a person of color..."

Danny: You think you could pull Keira Knightley?

Mindy: I could! It would be like Bend It Like Beckham.

Mindy, on what encourages sex: "Black music."

Mindy, to her young patient: "Recycling makes America look poor."

Mindy, to the cop: "There is this shwarma stand that I am certain is terrorists."

And just as a bonus, I present this Twitter exchange between real-life Mindy and Ike Barinholtz: