Terrible Major-Specific Pickup Lines for College Students

Even if you didn't attend one of the horniest colleges in the country, there's a good chance that sometime in your university career, a would-be suitor gave you his best bedroom eyes and asked, "What's your major?"

And upon learning your college major, perhaps this eager young co-ed tried his luck at wooing you by showing off his familiarity with your field. We've come up with the worst pickup lines for quite a few college majors. If someone tries to spit this sort of game at you, head the other way:

Architecture majors: May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?

Computer Science majors: I'd love to inspect your back end.

Theater majors: I just got cast as Don Juan DeMarco, wanna help me with my research?

History majors: You know, history tends to repeat itself. Let's break that cycle and just have a one-night stand

Music majors: I've been told I have a firm grasp on the organ.

Art majors: You're an art major? I'd let you draw me naked anytime.

Library Science majors: Why don't you come over and catalogue my library?

English majors: Reading John Donne's poetry? Why don't we study by getting metaphysical together?

Geology majors: How do you feel about an expedition to the rock in my jock?

Physics majors: Is that your nuclear dress? Because there sure is a lot of fallout!

Paleontology majors: I will show you a bone that won't go extinct.

French majors: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Math majors: Mind if I estimate the slope of your curves?

Political Science majors: Working on the Locke-Rousseau paper? Let's re-enact the State of Nature.

Sociology majors: So let's do something taboo and pretend it's a norm.

Finance majors: You're a hot commodity. I'd love to take you home and do some deep analysis of your assets on my spreadsheets.