‘No wonder you’re single’: Man shares chat with his crush after sliding into her DM

A Nigerian man has taken to social media to lament how a conversation with his crush panned out after finally mustering the confidence to send her a message.

Posting screenshots of the conversation, the man with the Twitter handle @numberonetweep bemoaned, “Just look at my life.”

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In the chat, his attempts at flirtation failed, and the lady quickly lost interest.

He apologized for his lackluster flirting skills, but she did not reply on time. She then said that he should have written down his thoughts prior to messaging her.

Some reactions from netizens: 

@Ilebabyy said: “No wonder you’re single.”

@Kingonetime_ wrote: “This is the story of my life, this is why all the girls I approach don’t take me serious.”

@digonwajaypee commented: “I know say dis format go work.. Dis format de sleek if we are being honest.”

@TolulopeAbawon1 reacted: “Her reply shows she likes you, you forgetting your pick up line is a pick up line.”

@Eminitybaba_ said: “Lol the format enter sha. Next time she will be eager to read what you have to say.”

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@Multi__Face wrote: “She said make u write am down, she is interested already sef.”

See his post below:

Just look at my life😭😂

— Number One🥇 (@numberonetweep) March 6, 2023