Move Over, Assorted Kardashians. Bruno Mars' Four Sisters Are Reality TV's Latest Thing

And now the four girls—Jaime Kailani Bayo and Tiara, Tahiti and Presley Hernandez—are getting their own reality show on WeTV (also called The Lylas). It'll follow their move from Hawaii to L.A. as they ramp up their music career. I'm a sucker for a sister show, and I like that the girls are all in different places personally—Jaime has a family, while the younger girls can still party.

No word on whether the Mars-man himself will make random appearances, but two things are for sure: 1) I now understand why he seems to have such ease with the ladies, and 2) if he does pop up, I think we can agree he should reprise his turn as Sad Times Square Mouse on SNL.

The only thing left to figure out is which of the sisters is which—and no, I don't mean in terms of telling them apart. I mean in the classic sense, a la Khloe is the sassa-ma-frass sister, Kourtney is the sarcastic mellow one, Kim is the high-maintenance serious one. Or the way Meg is the boss, Jo is the free spirit, Beth is the kind soul, and Amy is the bratty attention-seeker. (If you got the first set of sister references but not the second, please SEE YOURSELF OUT. Just kidding. Sort of.)

We don't have a lot to go on, so I'm just going to have to use their Twitter bios.