'Bachelor in Paradise' Season 5, Episode 7 Recap: Leo Is the Worst

Anyway, let's back up a bit and run down what else happened tonight, shall we?

Early in the episode, Benoit and Jenna had a tiff over their breakup. She runs off and cries in a hammock, at which point Jordan comes to comfort her. "Benoit made me feel bad for what happened this morning," she tells him. This, of course, sets Jordan off. He confronts Benoit, accusing him of yelling at Jenna, but luckily Wells is there to give a neutral account of what happened: Benoit and Jenna had a serious conversation, yes, but he didn't yell at her. This appeases Jordan slightly, though he still can't resist rubbing it in that Jenna chose him over Benoit ("Luckily we both know where we stand").

Things are calmer in the morning. Annaliese has figured out how to pronounce Kamil's name ("KHA-MEAL"), so now she's all like, "Everyone needs to step [their relationships] up." …to your relationship of less than 24 hours? Mmk. Meanwhile, Benoit has turned his attention toward Chelsea. They kiss and snuggle in a hammock, and I'm here for it.

A date card arrives for Eric, who invites Angela to go with him. Their date takes them to a luxury hotel suite with all the amenities: a golden toilet, a bathtub filled with champagne bottles, fluffy robes, and…matching seashell necklaces? At this point I'm sure they're just grateful for the air conditioning, but things get better: A butler arrives with the biggest ice cream sundae I've ever seen in my life. HELL YES.

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As if that's not enough, a cart full of cheese comes next. What luxury! Eric and Angela bond and have a nice heart-to-heart about their relationship, but honestly how can you not fall a little in love over cheese and ice cream?

Speaking of love, back at the villa Kevin plans a mini date for Astrid on the beach. They rehash their fight from yesterday, and Kevin admits it stemmed from his own insecurities. Yay, we love an emotionally vulnerable man. I'm not as into Chris' date for Krystal, which involves him asking her, a fitness coach, to teach him yoga, a.k.a. work. That'd be like a guy asking me to edit his cover letter during a date. No, thanks. However, Krystal appreciates the effort and that's all that really matters.